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Jokes, stories and such.

Who doesn't like a good story? Hitler, that's who. And nobody likes Hitler. So it follows that good stories are good. Good. 
Time for a Story, or if you prefer, a Long Joke. Or just a Big Load Of Words. Either way, get your reading beard on! 

STORIES ON STORIFY:
A BUNCH OF COCAINE
DID YOU MURDERED A GEESE?
DAVID CAMERON'S 109 DELETED TWEETS
AMANDA BYNES UPDATE

#23: OSCAR WINNERS - LEAKED 

#22: INSTRUCTIONS

#21: SPAMS

#20: 2012 QUIZ

#19: A TERRIFYING CHRISTMAS EVE ADVENTURE

#18:
VIDEO GAME SALE

#17:
IMAGINE

#16:
HAIKU(S) 

#15:
TOP 50 DJS

#14:
HOW TO TELL IF YOU'RE HAVING A NIGHTMARE 

#13: INSULTS

#12:
MADONNA CONCERT

#11:
CUBES

#10:
NEW SOUP FLAVOURS FOR THE COMING NUCLEAR WINTER

#9:
WHY AM I GETTING SO MANY COMPLAINTS? 

#8: A MYSTERIOUS TALE 

#7: WHAT IF? 

#6: MOTIVATIONAL SPEECH 

#5: A HOT DATE 

#4: ROMANTIC 

#3: THE SINK-BUTTOCKS INCIDENT 

#2: THE NEXT LADY GAGA VIDEO 

#1: HOW SUSAN BOYLE AND I ESCAPED FROM A PASSENGER FERRY   
Do you dare to read your HOROSLOPE?

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