WHY AM I GETTING SO MANY COMPLAINTS?
Why am I getting so many complaints about the bomb threat I called into the old folks' home?
Why am I getting so many complaints about the sax solo I played repeatedly during the old folks' home siege?
Why am I getting so many complaints about the number of balloons I popped during the saxophone recital?
Why am I getting so many complaints about the blood sculptures I was selling next to the balloon artist in the park?
Why am I getting so many complaints about the speed at which I exited the blood transfusion clinic?
Why am I getting so many complaints about the lasers I was shining at the police helicopter?
Why am I getting so many complaints about the paintings I did of the wreckage?
Added on June 12 2012.
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