NEW SOUP FLAVOURS FOR THE COMING NUCLEAR WINTER.
Fifty Pence, Hulk Hogan 1986 Annual, Out-of-court Settlement,
Barometer Contents Soup, Linen and Mauve, Rasputin Shrine Soup,
Cataract, Suburban Lawnmower Noises, Trouser Bulge, Unexpected
Barge, Compass and Fur, Nostril Paste, Sleet, Bonfire Upset,
Random Beatings, Scent of a Bin Lorry, Hosepipe Attachment,
Goblin Trills, Toothache, The Broth Of Khan, Satsuma and Ash,
Prison Flake Soup, Poorly Translated Recipe, Knowledge Vacuum,
Kettle Click, Bird's Wallet, Frequent Twitches, Ketchup Dispensary,
Looted Round Tower, Churning Mantra, Trail of Cabbage, Actuary,
Slow Trains, Tonsil and Coal, Refried Jenga, Cutlery and Ligament,
Headphone Cable, Abandoned Warehouse Dust, Oesophagus and
Shoelace, Oil-Based Paints, Risk Of Ambivalence, Melted
Tupperware and Goosefat, Beastnuts, Wayward Cousin, Anonymous
Medicine, Davidson Kerbside Payment, Spoiled Magic, Ukelele
Stalker, Just Before It Rains, Windmill Theft, Lard Pillow,
Vaselined Toe, Petrified Otter Scream, Shower Ghost, Hint Of
Rubber, Terrifying Paint Catalogue, Disreputable Crisp
Manufacturer, Submerged Formative Experience Soup, Lino Splash,
Super-8 Nappy Incident, Vicodin and Shoplifting, Hanging Basket,
Experimental Tattoo, Badly Developed Film, Surface Tension,
Bassoon Components, Pre-Speech Whiskeys, Sass and Bluster, Door-
To-Door Wax Salesman, Inconsistent Refraction Soup, Toad In The
Hole In The Toad, Sneering Bubble Soup, Ninja Costume Sale, Atari
Conference, Rousseau's Later Career, Pigeonesque, Merrick and
Fleece, Infected Lemons, Gasping Potato, Feather and Restraint,
Burgeoning Genital Awareness, Spoiled Homeware Broth, Tramp's
Jumbled Memory Soup, Assorted Cogs, Half-Remembered Tennis
Smell, Fish Lubricant, Nebulous Concept Soup, Vinegar Ellipses, Hat
Silhouette, Tabernacle Drips, Ghettoparsley, Hovering Onion,
Roasted Kneecap, Ceiling Shadows, Salt And Xylophone, No Liquid
Soup, Gogol Reconstruction, Confusing Mist, Liberal Dandruff
Sprinkling Soup, Soup Of The South, Nude Trust Medley, Self-
Actualized Mushroom, Sudden Despondency, Staple and Sprout,
Bone-scrapings, Tiny Meat Staircase, Christmas Ennui, Misplaced
Lust, Back Gammon, Basement Discovery, Wrong Week Soup,
Dead Calm, Vertical Needle Soup, Echoing Laughter, Massive
Grubs, Distressed Haiku, Dreadful Vegetable Leftover, Horse Parts,
Tianenmen Diorama Soup, Sentient Pulse Broth, Flavour Holiday,
Mystery Nutrient Soup, Orange and Leather, Chocolate Mistake,
Soup Of Sorrow, Reboiled Shampoo, Half-Tongue Nest, Three Bean
Accident, Celery and Plastic, Sandpaper Pageant, Cheeses Christ,
Troubling Sock, Found Poetry, Sixpence and Trifle, Wonderful
Photograph Bonfire, Milk Surprise, Key Soup, Incarceration Broth,
Gassy Reminiscence, Watercolour Gymnasium Essence, Child's
Disappointment, Million Quid Soup, Barrymore Eyelid, Floor
Residue, Miniature Vehicle Soup, Sweat, Tinsel and Wensleydale, So
Solid Soup, Blumenthal Spectacles Soup, Oxcock, Mustard Gas,
Lego Trout, Reduced Antelope Broth, Whiskers, Pangolin Heart
Soup, Horror Parsnip, Earth Chowder, Soap Soup, Cream of
Mutton, Marzipan and Haddock, Clattered Fluff, Minefieldstrone.
Added on June 18 2012.
I wrote this last year for my book. That's right, it's a sneak preview!
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