Welcome to Astonishing Sod's website. So here you are. What now?
Want to look at some pictures, eat some jokes, read a story? Want to hire me to write for you? Want some free things that I made?
Want to take a spin on my quad bike? You can't go near my quad bike, don't even look at it.
Maybe you heard of me through Twitter. Maybe you heard of Crimer, or Freints, or Frasser.
Maybe you leaned on the keyboard during a cough and accidentally typed in this URL.
I'm not here to judge. I'm here to make you laugh. Let me enterbrain you.
If you're truly, spectacularly bored, you can read about me too. Or buy something in the Shop?
Have a look around and if you enjoy yourself, tell your friends. Don't leave without some free gifts!
(I didn't have time to wrap them, because I remembered I had to do a thing.)
I'm now blogging for the Huffington Post (UK).